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The Six Pack
PW-Philadelphia Weekly, PA - 50 minutes ago
Elegy (2008): Ben Kingsley, 65, only got to second base with the 22-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen in The Wackness, but Gandhi goes all the way with Penélope ...

Smells Like Teen Spirit
fairfieldweekly.com, CT - 1 hour ago
She's had five lovers, he's had over 50, and if you were grossed out watching Kingsley make out with Mary-Kate Olsen in The Wackness, you ain't seen nothing ...

Mary-Kate 'more provocative'
LLanelli Star, UK - 49 minutes ago
Filmmaker Jonathan Levine has revealed why he chose Mary-Kate Olsen over her twin sister Ashley to be in his latest film, The Wackness. ...

Sidewalk Style: Grrrr-unge!
Washingtonian.com, DC - 43 minutes ago
Rachel says: Everyone’s been talking about the return of grunge in fashion lately, most notably on Mary-Kate Olsen (who, incidentally, has been rocking ...

NFL Season Preview: Dallas Cowboys
Deadspin, NY - 1 hour ago
(Now it can be told: Mary Kate Olsen’s tragic FBI-protected secret? Bill Parcells killed Heath Ledger.) 22: Meanwhile, the Cowboys, storybook team that they ...

EVENTS
• Haven Spa is hosting a "Gourmet Tuesday" event where their treatments featuring a unique wax recipe for delicate areas will be marked down. A Brazilian wax is $41 (originally $57), full leg is $38 (originally $61), and underarms are $15 (originally $23). Haven, 150 Mercer St. , nr. Houston St . (212-343-3515); call for appointment.

SALES
STARTING TODAY
• Take 30 to 80 percent off Issey Miyake's clothes for men and women at this one-day sample sale. 139 Franklin St ., nr. Hudson St . (212-229-1334); 84.

• Owl's Lab is taking their sale online, with womenswear and accessories from Mike & Chris, Vena Cava, Elizabeth and James, and more marked down. This Hobo Belinda wallet is down to $69 from $90. For an extra 30 percent off, type in "hc08" at checkout.

• The selection of shoes from Tashkent by Cheyenne, Devotte, and Melanie Dizon, and more at Clarabella are 30 percent off. Ongoing. 279 E. Houston St., nr. Clinton St. (212-979-0270); Tue.Sat. (noon8), Sun. (noon7).

• Find hordes of BCBG Max Azria summer stock at 30, 50, and 70 percent off in the store. BCBG Max Azria, 120 Wooster St., nr. Prince St. (212-625-2723); MonSat, (11am7), Sun. (noon6)

ENDING TOMORROW
• Diane T. is taking 30 to 70 percent off clothes and accessories from Pedro Garcia, Catherine Malandrino, and Diane Von Furstenberg ($30 to $200). Through 8/20. 174 Court St., at Bergen St., Cobble Hill, Brooklyn (718-923-5777); Tues.Fri. (117:30); Sat. (116:30); Sun. (15:30).

Topshop always surprises me and when I saw the new collection I fell in love with these items.In these clothes you can see the items what you need to have in your closet for fall 08/09.I love the colours: It's just simple but you can make it chic a la Kate Moss or Ashley Olsen. I would like to have an nice item of the collection from Kate Moss but when I see something nice it isn't in my size. So I'm glad that Topshop also has this great collection..Ciao!

We're killing two birds with one stone with this blog post, as we're sure you're all eagerly awaiting the results of the two competitions we've been running this last week. So, without further ado...

First up, the competition to win tickets to the premiere and after party of Mary-Kate Olsen's new film The Wackness. We're pleased to announce that the lucky winner is Laura McShane from Bromley! Laura will be joining us on the red carpet tomorrow night for the premiere, and then hitting London hotspot Bungalow 8 to party alongside the VIPs - be sure to check back on Thursday to see who wore what!

Next we've got the results of our Last Days of Summer festival  competition. Literally hundreds of you emailed us, desperate to get your hands on the tickets to see, amongst others, Fun Lovin' Criminals and Supergrass perform at Stowe House in Buckingham this coming Bank Holiday Monday - so many in fact that we've managed to blag loads more tickets from the nice people at LDoS! We can't mention all the winners here (that's how many tickets we've got), but be sure to check your inbox this afternoon to see if a pair is winging their way to you!

Go, figure! Premium denim gets curvy
Fort Wayne Journal Gazette, IN - 49 minutes ago
Even J Brand – makers of Mary-Kate Olsen and Nicole Richie’s toothpick-thin dungarees – just introduced a line of roomier styles called Blue Label. ...

Pretty in peach
The Province, Canada - 19 minutes ago
... Nicole Richie); a hip new mama (Halle Berry, Jessica Alba) or a mix-and-match trendsetter (Kate Bosworth, Ashley Olsen), this hot hue spells warm, ...

GMG Entertainment Extends Partnership With AdventureQuest, Gala ...
FOXBusiness - 50 minutes ago
... engage with A-list brands and partners, including: Avril Lavigne, DKNY, Heidi Klum, Hilary Duff, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Sephora and Vivienne Tam. ...

 A mary-kate olsen post finally!!

 

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Glamorous Maximus
New York Sun, United States - 37 minutes ago
Some versions of the shoes stretched up to the knee — notably Balenciaga's runway version, which actress Mary-Kate Olsen and singer Rihanna were spotted in ...

Click here to buy this this week’s celebrity weeklies!

Maybe not the exact covers.

But, pretty freakin close!

It’s Monday night once again and all the weeklies are closing their issues. When you visit CoverAwards on Wednesday, here are the potential cover stories you will see!

Michael Phelps - Look for a story that details all the life obstacles he faced to become the biggest Olympic champion EVER!

Inside Jen Aniston and John Mayer’s NASTY SPLIT - Jen’s not talking and John keeps talking. What really ended this fairytale (cough) romance.

The Hills - Yes they’re back, which means Us Weekly will probably have some type of dramatic soap-opera like cover on Wed. Perhaps a split cover between LC and Audrina?

John Edwards - The Enquirer will FINALLY make this a full-cover story. (But, now interest is waning!)

Nick Jonas’ Diabetes struggle - I’m surprised that this story hasn’t become BIGGER. It’s a long-shot!

Related: Last week’s celebrity weekly cover critiques (Read them. They are good for your health!)

Jennifer Love Hewitt lost the weight and she’s the cover of Us Weekly

OK delivers with Britney Spears’ interview and photos

Star vs. Life & Style: It’s war!

Globe delivers sad news about Ted Kennedy’s condition

People reveals Elizabeth Edwards’ side of the story

For some reason, National Enquirer features Mary-Kate Olsen instead of John Edwards

In Touch delivers big Jamie Lynn Exclusive: What did the mag do wrong?

Mary-Kate Olsen’s Bodyguard Reveals What We Already Knew
Actress Archives, NY - 47 minutes ago
Mary-Kate Olsen may want to consider hiring some more tight-lipped help. Recently, a former bodyguard came forward to dish on the miniature star’s more ...

Photo Credit: Splash News Now that all the Heath Ledger furor is behind her, Mary-Kate Olsen surfaced in New York, looking very downtown and low key. She does, however, appear healthier that she has in awhile, and hey- she...

I’m a fan of the Chanel pearl necklace. I don’t know if I’ll ever buy it (not just for financial reasons, but also because I’m a stay at home mum and wearing jewelry is way too unpractical) but I know I’ll always love it.

This Lanvin simple white t-shirt with pearls crystals and silver chain has everything to impress me. It’s simple and special. But it’s also $1,000. If the stones would be authentic, that could explain the four-figures-price. Otherwise, not even the Lanvin signature could’nt wash away the shame of selling a white tee for $1,000. Do you think it’s worth it?

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- Avril’s ‘Too Sexy’ for Malaysia. Not sure how that can be, but I guess we all have our own definition of sexy [PopEater]
- According to his spokesman, Dan Radcliffe does have dyspraxia. This is something he has never hidden. Thankfully his condition is very mild and at worst manifests itself in an inability to tie his shoelaces and bad handwriting.” This was seriously a cause for major worry all over the internet today [Dlisted]
- Madonna celebrated 50 in London this weekend at an all night party organized by Guy Ritchie – supposedly – where he publicly declared his adoration for his wife and apparently presented her with a love letter reaffirming his commitment to their marriage [Lainey Gossip]
- Kim Kardashian Wrestles Carmen Electra for Tragically Unfunny Arousal [Fafarazzi]
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- “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” review [Pajiba]
- Mary Kate Olsen Hopes You Don’t Notice Her Boyfriend’s Hat [Defamer]
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- Britney Spears spent her Sunday making her way around LA in two different looks but with her same new favorite bag and necklace. Rumor has it that she stopped by the recording studio earlier in the day to work on that new album she was talking about last week, before letting her hair down for a party in Hollywood. She is really starting to look good again [PopSugar]
- Wait, this is supposed to be Gisele Bundchen looking hot? I’m confused, I thought she was a model, not The Count from Sesame Street [Celebslam]
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What a miserable train wreck, composed of C-list talent, constantly creative combinations of four letter words, the overuse of prescription drugs, volumes of offensive mutterings and creepy Full House pedophilia jokes. Ah, but hell, it’s funny.It’s like a car wreck - you know you shouldn’t look, but you can’t help yourself. Comedy Central Roasts are always a hot mess - a crew of C-list pseudo-stars drinking heavily and tearing each other apart all the while dropping f-bombs and vulgar sexual references. Perhaps part of the allure lies in the chance to see offensive and inappropriate behavior in a societal sea of politeness.

Bob Saget, the highly irritating Danny Tanner and silly video voiceover dude we all grew up hating, was clearly a last-ditch choice after thousands of other actual celebrities turned down the chance to be roasted. The last poor sap to accept the offer was Flavor Flav- how can you top that kind of celebrity star power? Yes, I’m being sarcastic, but the pinnacle of comedy has to be Snoop Dogg referring to the little clock-wearing freak as a cracked out midget in a Viking helmet.

Pretty-boy John Stamos and the rest of the Full House cast were there, sans the Olsen Twins of course, who were the topic of many sexual/ eating disorder/ molestation/ pedophilia jokes. An aging Uncle Joey, Aunt Becky, DJ and Stephanie peppered the crowd with other random has-beens like the guy from Quantum Leap. (more…)

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